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ASG starts off with a bang and limps to a low-rated finish, but at least the uniforms were MUCh cooler than last year’s monstrosities | The FIX was clearly in on the Home Run Derby and all the degenerate gamblers were NOT happy with the Robbery in the Ravine | We hate to break it to you, but here’s why [INSERT YOUR FAVORITE TEAM HERE] will NOT win the Juan Soto Sweepstakes | Cubs are getting sued by the goddam United fucking States Justice Department because Crane Kenney obviously hates disabled people | TEN Royals still won’t get vaccinated, an on-field prostate exam brings new meaning to the 7th-Inning Stretch, Chris Sale is broken again, and graphic designer desecrates a national memorial in a very AL East-centric Shit We Couldn’t Make Up segment | ESPN and whoever else decided the world needed a SEVEN-FUCING-HOUR documentary about Derek Jeter earned our Assholes of the Week dishonor
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