We hate to break it to you, but here’s why [INSERT YOUR FAVORITE TEAM HERE] will NOT win the Juan Soto sweepstakes.


111 | Death March to the Deadline Major League A*Holes: IN THE HOLE

Looks like we'll be talking about a lot more selling than buying when Smitty gets back from vacation in mid-August  |  #Cubs hug it out in the dugouts as Willson Contreras plays his last game at Wrigley in Cubbie blue, but Ian Happ's future is a little more complicated  |  If Tarik Skubal and "just about everyone else" are traded, #Tigers fans are facing another five years of futility as an incompetent Al Avila is inexplicably allowed to embark on a second complete rebuild  |  "It is what it is" as Andrew Chafin creates his own "unfortunate situation" and earns our Asshole of the Week dishonor  |  After a brutal seven-game losing streak suddenly makes the #SFGiants sellers instead of buyers, should Carlos Rodón top their inventory list of assets to go?  |  Former Fuckin' A's draft pick Kyler Murray made the right choice to go to the NFL now that he's making more per year than Oakland's entire payroll  |  MLB.TV Big Inning could be baseball's equivalent of NFL RedZone WEB: https://majorleagueaholes.com/ SHOP: https://assthetics.store/ REVOLUTION BREWING: https://revbrew.com/
  1. 111 | Death March to the Deadline
  2. 110 | Some All-Star Break Bullshit
  3. 109 | Halfway to Hell
  4. 108 | Shocking Split in SF for Tigers and Giants
  5. 107 | This is as Bad as the Cubs Have Ever Been

8 | Time to Wake the Fuck Up! Major League A*Holes: Sox Type Thing

It's officially make-or-break time as another trade deadline came and went with little action from Rick Hahn and now a pivotal series against the league-best #Astros looms after the #WhiteSox sleepwalked thru the softest part of the 2022 schedule, going a mere 11-8 vs. chronically mediocre competition  |  LaRussaPalooza rolls on as Tony La Russa is caught asleep at the wheel again  |  More mysterious Wrath of Hahn bad luck with injuries to Luis Robert and now Tim Anderson continue the disturbing trend |  Plus, This Week In Sox Misery and some funny Shit We Couldn't Make Up TWITTER: @SoxTypeThing WEB: https://soxtypething.com/ SHOP: https://assthetics.store/ REVOLUTION BREWING: https://revbrew.com/
  1. 8 | Time to Wake the Fuck Up!
  2. 7 | We're Going Into 'Stealth Mode'
  3. 6 | Fateful Eight Leads to Merciful Break
  4. 5 | Season on the Brink?
  5. 4 | Orioles and Angels Exploit Sox Malaise