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118 | WBC Beats Fake Baseball – Major League A*Holes: IN THE HOLE
The #WorldBaseballClassic brings a refreshing and merciful end to a long offseason | Despite spending over $300M on more free agents than anyone in MLB this offseason, the #Cubs are confusing activity with accomplishment | After 31 years and almost $1 BILLION in contracts signed and unsigned, the Carlos Correa Saga reached a dramatic conclusion | Scott Harris and the #Tigers are making significant changes on the field, off the field, and even TO the field for 2023 | BONUS: Name Smitty's fantasy team! WEB: https://majorleagueaholes.com/ SHOP: https://assthetics.shop/
19 | Coming Out of Spring Unscathed with Something to Prove – Major League A*Holes: Sox Type Thing
All six #WhiteSox players in the #WorldBaseballClassic emerge (mostly) without a scratch | José Abreu took some unnecessary parting shots to earn a controversial Asshole of the Week dishonor | The sordid Mike Clevinger sage comes to a conclusion… for now | SOXUAL HARASSMENT: Complex ticket package price hikes push disgruntled fans further away | Last Comiskey documentary is a feel-good, must-see | Should Sox fans be worried about Dylan Cease's slow Spring start? | Who should be the Opening Day starter? TWITTER: @SoxTypeThing WEB: https://soxtypething.com/ SHOP: https://assthetics.shop/