The Wrath of Hahn curse is real when everything Rick Hahn touches seems to turn to shit as inexplicable #WhiteSox injuries continue to mount | Maybe Houston isn’t so great? | No, this wasn’t the worst home opener in Sox history — Pete was there in 1991 and lived to tell the tale |  Seby Zavala channels his inner Ivan Drago after his collision with Oneil Cruz in Pittsburgh while Joe Kelly earns our Dumbass Injury of the Week | Body parts continue to fly in grizzly Minnesota series as Tim Anderson‘s knee, Kyle Farmer‘s teeth, and Byron Buxton‘s spinal cord all feel the expanding Wrath of Hahn curse | Is the Gavin Sheets situation a case of poor management by Pedro Grifol or poor roster construction by Rick Hahn?

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28 | Hahn Won't Blow Things Up Until July 4th Major League A*Holes: Sox Type Thing

Just as the #Tigers completed their first winning month since Sept 2021, their best pitcher and position player, Eduardo Rodriguez and Riley Greene, go down with significant injuries in a 16-hour span | "Controlling The Strike Zone" is now a cliché much easier said than done, but Detroit certainly did on both sides of the ball against the #WhiteSox | How long can the Sox keep a struggling Lance Lynn in the rotation? | Rick Hahn doesn't make difficult decisions on major holidays like Memorial Day when he can push them off to the Fourth of July | #Cubs fans hold their collective breath as Justin Steele's elbow may have just melted down before their eyes | Embarrassing Billy Williams' bobblehead giveaway fiasco "shouldn't have happened." No shit | #SFGiants find themselves at a familiar .500 | Billionaire #Athletics owner John Fisher won't even show up to first formal proposal begging Nevada taxpayers for $400M | Zack Short is an improbable, yet very deserving Badass of the Week | Detroit's sacred jersey "desecrated" by a corporate sponsor is much ado over nothing, but will Chicago teams share the same fate? TWITTER: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@SoxTypeThing⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ WEB: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://soxtypething.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ SHOP: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://assthetics.shop/
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