Q1 Report Cards: Cubs Get a C+

Date: May 18, 2023Author: Ryan L. Smith 0 Comments

As we reach the end of the first quarter of the season, the 2023 Cubs are exactly who we thought they would be — a very mediocre team with a few more actual major leaguers sprinkled in to get us to tune into the Marquee Network.

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125 | When .500 Feels Like a Major Feat - Major League A*Holes: IN THE HOLE

#SFGiants flirt with .500 while Michael Conforto is a man on fire | The Miguel Cabrera situation is only going to get more awkward as the 2nd place #Tigers remain in contention | For what it's worth, Jed Hoyer takes blame for #Cubs bad bullpen | With 9 HRs in 12 games and 5 in the last 5, Christopher Morel obliterates the field to earn Badass of the Week | #WhiteSox feast on AL Central foes and finally start to look like division contenders | Tom Hamilton earns our Asshole of the Week dishonor for calling out Tim Anderson while ignoring the #Guardians' own SS deficiencies | #Athletics making the wrong kind of history on and off the field | No bird is safe in any #MLB ballpark these days | ASSTHETICS: #Orioles underwhelm with derivative and boring Nike City Connect uniforms WEB: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://majorleagueaholes.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ SHOP: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://assthetics.shop/

27 | When .500 Feels Like a Major Feat - Major League A*Holes: Sox Type Thing

#SFGiants flirt with .500 while Michael Conforto is a man on fire | The Miguel Cabrera situation is only going to get more awkward as the 2nd place #Tigers remain in contention | For what it's worth, Jed Hoyer takes blame for #Cubs bad bullpen | With 9 HRs in 12 games and 5 in the last 5, Christopher Morel obliterates the field to earn Badass of the Week | #WhiteSox feast on AL Central foes and finally start to look like division contenders | Tom Hamilton earns our Asshole of the Week dishonor for calling out Tim Anderson while ignoring the #Guardians' own SS deficiencies | #Athletics making the wrong kind of history on and off the field | No bird is safe in any #MLB ballpark these days | ASSTHETICS: #Orioles underwhelm with derivative and boring Nike City Connect uniforms TWITTER: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@SoxTypeThing⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ WEB: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://soxtypething.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ SHOP: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://assthetics.shop/

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Q1 Report Cards: Cubs Get a C+

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