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No-No of the Week

Just Another Combined No-No of the Week

July 5, 2022 — 0 Comments

ASSTHETICS, MLB

ASSTHETICS: A Space Odyssey

April 15, 2022 — 1 Comment

87 | Post-Postseason News Explosion!

November 4, 2021 — 0 Comments

League Championship Series MADNESS

October 24, 2021 — 0 Comments

ASStros Cry & Run To Daddy

May 9, 2021 — 0 Comments

Anyone but LA vs Houston… PLEASE!

October 17, 2020 — 0 Comments

Photo of the Day

September 13, 2020 — 0 Comments

WTF, Astros?

August 17, 2020 — 0 Comments

#36. Cubs are Kings of a Terrible Division

August 14, 2020 — 0 Comments

#FreeJoeKelly

August 1, 2020 — 1 Comment

More Shit We Couldn’t Make Up

July 30, 2020 — 0 Comments

Asshole of the Week: COVID-19

March 23, 2020 — 0 Comments

Asshole of the Week

Jim Crane is an Asshole

March 8, 2020 — 0 Comments

#13: Playoffs or Bust, Bitches!

March 4, 2020 — 8 Comments

Dusty Baker = More Punishment for Astros

February 7, 2020 — 0 Comments

Verniere, White Sox

It’s time to #TankforBeer

April 11, 2017 — 0 Comments

Giants, Tigers, Verniere, White Sox

Sweep Sunday and the impact

July 23, 2012 — 0 Comments

What? What? Agenda? What?

Verniere, White Sox

DH for both leagues, MLB Expansion?

June 8, 2012 — 6 Comments

111 | Death March to the Deadline - Major League A*Holes: IN THE HOLE

Looks like we'll be talking about a lot more selling than buying when Smitty gets back from vacation in mid-August | #Cubs hug it out in the dugouts as Willson Contreras plays his last game at Wrigley in Cubbie blue, but Ian Happ's future is a little more complicated | If Tarik Skubal and "just about everyone else" are traded, #Tigers fans are facing another five years of futility as an incompetent Al Avila is inexplicably allowed to embark on a second complete rebuild | "It is what it is" as Andrew Chafin creates his own "unfortunate situation" and earns our Asshole of the Week dishonor | After a brutal seven-game losing streak suddenly makes the #SFGiants sellers instead of buyers, should Carlos Rodón top their inventory list of assets to go? | Former Fuckin' A's draft pick Kyler Murray made the right choice to go to the NFL now that he's making more per year than Oakland's entire payroll | MLB.TV Big Inning could be baseball's equivalent of NFL RedZone WEB: https://majorleagueaholes.com/ SHOP: https://assthetics.store/ REVOLUTION BREWING: https://revbrew.com/

7 | We're Going Into 'Stealth Mode' - Major League A*Holes: Sox Type Thing

Much like Rick Hann's pre-trade deadline radio silence strategy, Smitty's selfish and poorly-timed vacation means Sox Type Thing is headed into 'stealth mode' for the next couple of weeks | Tony La Russa's questionable decision-making spawns LaRussaPalooza: The Curious Cast of Lance Lynn | The #Guardians continues to battle the #WhiteSox to a stalemate while "Go Tribe" apparently continues to be a thing in Cleveland | With the next 19 games vs. opponents adding up to a .411 winning%, consider this season OV-AH if the Sox don't go AT LEAST 13-6 over this critical span | Wrath of Hahn's injury curse continues with Luis Robert's mysterious symptoms landing him on the IL while the root cause remains fuzzy | Minnie Miñoso finally takes his rightful place the National Baseball Hall of Fame... far, far too late | Ray Durham traded to Oakland in exchange for some schmoe twenty years ago is just another Day in Sox Misery TWITTER: @SoxTypeThing WEB: https://soxtypething.com/ SHOP: https://assthetics.store/ REVOLUTION BREWING: https://revbrew.com/